Can You Flip a House Faster Than Cooking a Turkey?
Updated Dec 6, 2025 Every Thanksgiving, while the turkey slowly cooks and the house fills with that unmistakable holiday aroma, my mind wanders to an odd comparison: How does the time and cost of cooking a turkey stack up against flipping a house? It sounds ridiculous at first—but stay with me. The answer reveals a surprisingly good lesson about labor, profit, and the hidden economics behind flipping anything, whether it’s poultry or property. The True Cost of a Thanksgiving Turkey Let’s start with the basics. A typical 20-pound turkey often costs somewhere between $20 and $50. For the sake of simplicity (because I love clean, round numbers), let’s assume: $20 turkey weighing 20 pounds Feeds 20 people at roughly $1 per person For pure calories per dollar, turkey is an incredible deal—especially compared to beef, seafood, or even some plant-based options. From a raw cost standpoint, Thanksgiving dinner is one of the most economical meals you can serve a crowd. B...